Thursday, October 20, 2011

UN-REALITY

Dangerous Escapee on the Loose

The Muldoon Institute have put out a warrant for any information leading to the recapture of Inmate Jonathan Crawford.




The details of his escape remain confidencial, as does the nature of his incarceration. The most information we could gain was that he is highly dangerous and should not be aproached under any circumstances. This is the first recorded escape in the history of the Muldoon institute, and as such is being taken very seriously. Any information concerning the escape will be treated as sensitive information as it could lead to copy cat escape attempts.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

UN-REALITY

Israeli Soldier Details His Five Years in Captivity

Negotiations strained in the East


Looking thin, weary and dazed, Israeli soldier Gilad Schalit emerged from more than five years in captivity, surrounded by Hamas militants with black face masks who handed him over to Egyptian mediators, in an exchange for 1,000 Palestinian prisoners. New Zealanders have been urged not to travel to the area as it is still a hotbed of military activity.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

UN-REALITY

The Perils of Travel


Is the world becoming too dangerous?


With tragedies on the rise, serious concerns are being raised about all forms of international travel. Air and sea transport officials are unable to comment on the nature of the increase of these disasters, however it is predicted that the trend will continue. The main statement for the public is to postpone any international travel. Reseach and development into these events and how to avoid them is costing companies far more than expected. The reaction to this is a drastic increase in all fares, expected to take effect next month.

UN-REALITY

New Zealand Living Standards Better than We Realise


New reports say New Zealand is fast becoming a safe haven from the perils of the world at large.


Events of recent times has led to a common misconception that living standards in New Zealand are slipping. However, compared to other first world countries our global standing is increasing, with rising taxes and living costs crippling the economies of many of the world's superpowers. Therefore, New Zealand is fast being considered a far better place to live than any other.